What the Shell?

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Well, there’s the answer to your “What to make the person who has everything?” question this holiday season. Lobster cozy.

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Rectum? Damn Near Killed ‘Em!

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Two question arise when gazing upon a knitted digestive tract.

Why and WHY?!

For the life of me I can’t imagine what you would do with this besides something Halloweenie or as Pop Art.

Now there’s an idea. Call this something like “Maggie before dinner”, hang it in a museum for modern art and I bet you could get $200k for it!

The pattern is on Inventorspot.com if you’re interested. Even if you aren’t go anyway. How often do you get to read a pattern with the word “rectum” in it? Honestly?