I just want to knit! Why won’t people leave me alone! I have only been able to get two rows done in the last two days. 2!
It’s always something. Someone’s hungry, cat barfed on the rug…AGAIN! Kid put his finger in the light socket. Whatever!

I’ve even tried hiding at work but, damn my irresistible charisma, people actively seek me out! I’m considering knitting in a stall in the ladies room just to have some peace!