I hail from the land round hips and hobbit-like meal consumption. I’d have to cut out, like, 12 weeks of 2nd breakfast to shimmy into this. But you! You’re cute as button and can pull this off with pizazz! Make it in bamboo or something exotic and light weight for added joy. When you’re done, join me in the kitchen for muffins and bacon. I gots plenty.
The Knitting Neurotic 