Brought my hat to work thinking I’d get a good 45mins in during lunch. So happy.

Did I get to do it? Noooope.

Got suckered into working through lunch for what essentially came down to an extra $14 bucks and a slice of cheese pizza. That’s what I’m worth…cold congealed Little Ceasars…

Hookers have more self respect than I do. Probably make more an hour too. The only bigger mistake I could have made today was getting involved in a land war in Asia.